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Week 5 2026
Ryan O is 4-1. He beat Daniel 114.40-90.12. Daniel started Kamara for 2.6, Deebo for 2.5, and the Bears for 2.0. Puka scored 37.7 while the rest of the lineup died. Wild work that 41.83% of his PF came from one player, Puka. Eric dropped 203.68 on Abimael. 203.68-93.80. Abimael got 1.1 from Montgomery and 1.0 from the Bills. Gibbs went 37.7 and the other eight spots produced nothing. He is 1-4. Humiliating after opening with 150. Mike W put up 211.36. Michael put up 116.02 and left Jordan Love on the bench at 29.28. Started Dak for 14.64. Six titles. The margin was 95.34. Mike also knocked Michael off the record books for most points ever scored in a game. Spineless way to hand the week away and lose the record. Jacob beat Chris 152.76-110.66. Chris started Purdy for 20.16 and left Goff on the bench at 34.94. Goff alone covers most of the 42-point loss. Commissioner and still picks the worse quarterback. Incompetent. Antonio beat Dakota 130.90-105.30. Dakota started Andrews for 4.8 and left Justin Jefferson on the bench at 18.8. Jefferson outscored the tight end by 14 and still sat. 1-4. Gutless from the defending champ. Travis beat Cisco 149.22-105.44. Cisco started Shough for -0.16 and CeeDee for 2.9. Two-time champ. Shameful from the guy who was supposed to contend.
Week 4 2026
Daniel ended the 3–0. 160.62–154.40. Michael started McBride for 10.1 and left Hockenson on the bench at 24.9. The margin was 6.22. Hockenson covers that by himself. Walker (30.9) and Javonte (31.3) did the work and he still handed Daniel the first loss. Pitiful. Ryan O put up 173.60. Eric put up 107.48 and lost by 66.12. Eric was projected to win, then started Rice for 0.0 and Washington for 2.0 and left Monangai’s 28.0 on the bench. Sat the 28. Started the zero. That is embarrassing. Ryan O is 3–1. Jacob beat Dakota 121.96–99.42. Dakota started Skattebo for 7.6 and Sutton for 1.4 and left Emanuel Wilson’s 27.0 and Brian Robinson’s 25.7 on the bench. Either one flips a 22.54 loss. Defending champ. 1–3. Sorry lineup from the guy who just won the thing. Mike W beat Antonio 151.88–98.72. Six titles. Antonio did the same thing as last week: Hurts at 17.52, Burrow on the bench at 25.72. Kendre Miller finished at 1.9. Kelce finished at 3.5. Two-time champ, second straight week he picks the worse quarterback and loses. Lame. Chris beat Travis 133.82–97.48. McMillan went 45.2. Travis was projected to win, then started Stafford for 9.68 and left Mahomes on the bench at 21.0. Chase scored 5.7. Moore scored 2.7. Hopeless from a two-time champ who was supposed to take this one. Cisco beat Abimael 146.58–94.66. CeeDee went 41.3. Abimael got 0.0 from McLaurin and 2.9 from Schultz. He opened the year at 150.56. He is 1–3. Worthless after that Week 1.
Week 3 2026
Michael is 3–0 because Antonio was pitiful. 120.48–99.82. Antonio scored 162.06 last week, then started Hurts for 12.62 and left Burrow on the bench at 28.58. Burrow alone beats Hurts. Two-time champ. This week he picked the worse quarterback and lost. That one is on him. Ryan O scored 157.22. Cisco scored 115.44 and lost by 41.78. Cisco started Gainwell for 3.0 and Kraft for 6.6, then left Slough’s 31.8 on the bench. Sat the 31. Started the 3. That start was embarrassing. Cisco is 1–2. His average loss in this league is 38.72 points. He keeps handing people wins. Travis beat Dakota 145.24–107.66. Chase 24.8, Bowers 27.6. Dakota started Jefferson for 5.2 and Andrews for 5.4 and left Golden’s 21.0 on the bench. Those two starters combined for less than the guy he sat. Defending champ. Series with Travis is 6–6. Sorry lineup from the guy who just won the thing. Chris beat Abimael 133.24–119.44. Purdy 39.28. JSN 35.36. Second straight week Chris rides JSN and wins. Abimael got 41.4 from Gibbs and still lost because Worthy (4.0), Montgomery (6.8), and Schultz (6.0) did nothing. Gibbs cannot cover three empty spots. Opened with 150.56. Lost two straight. Weak after that Week 1. Mike W won 141.26–119.64 with Maye at 3.76. Bijan (35.3) and Minnesota’s D/ST (28.0) carried him. Six titles. Jacob started Achane for 1.7 and Cincinnati’s D/ST for 4.0. Most regular-season wins in league history and 1–2 this year. Miserable start from a guy with that résumé. Daniel won 131.86–123.48 after starting 0–2. Darnold 35.66, Kittle 26.2. Eric was 2–0 and projected to win. He left London on the bench at 28.4 and got 3.0 from his kicker. London’s bench score is bigger than the margin. Eric gave that game away. Lame way to drop 2–0.
Week 2 2026
Michael is 2-0 and already acting like the commissioner of gravity. Dak, Amon-Ra, and Walker turned SkatGPT into a cautionary tale: 153.76–90.22. Jacob projected 132. The football declined. Antonio dropped 162 on Daniel’s Doormats. Davante Adams (39.5) and Taylor (29) were a war crime. Daniel started Puka for zero. The logo did more work. Chris fed JSN 42.5 points and sent Ryan O home with 111. Ryan’s QB, Jaxson Dart, posted 0.8 and a medical tent. Capitalism paused. Dakota punched Abimael in the mouth, 141–76. Josh Allen went 46.82. Mexican Butt Burners’ Herbert put up 9.88 like he was billing hourly. Eric’s Pueblo Steel stayed undefeated, 114–102 over Cisco. Cook and Washington did the dirty work. Creeping Death lived up to the name, just not on the scoreboard. Travis beat Mike W by 0.56. 108.88–108.32. Patriots D/ST dropped 30 for Mike and it still wasn’t enough. DJ Moore finished at -0.1 for Travis and almost donated the week.